键盘侠|老六像人形吉娃娃！太阳打架球员不是狄龙却是马威？

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💥拳击赛！马威&老六打架被驱逐！前者居高临下一顿爆锤！

在今天太阳123-114鹈鹕的比赛中，马威与“老六”阿尔瓦拉多发生冲突！

在一次对抗后，两人对彼此都很不满，直接出拳，在拳击对抗中，马威略占上风！

裁判直接将两人都驱逐离场！

GIF-老六跟马威打起来了！老六被一顿暴打呀……

🙂给我等着？老六打架反遭一通爆锤未等宣判一路跑回了更衣室

🥊我怕啊！普尔被拳击吓了一大跳站在外围虚无劝架......

🥊打架细节：老六上勾拳直中马威面门！后者下锤反击像打地鼠

快来看看美国球迷如何吃瓜看戏：

[–]PodcastPee 1453 points 10 hours ago

Alvarado running to the locker room like he has a Gilbert Arenas stash in there…

球迷：阿尔瓦拉多冲向更衣室的样子，就像里面藏了阿里纳斯的“宝藏”一样……

[–]BullsRubberbabeh 663 points 9 hours ago

Nah he just realized he is gonna be late for his shift at the vape shop

公牛球迷：不，他只是猛然想起自己在电子烟店的轮班要迟到了。

[–]HornetsRedtheGamer100 103 points 8 hours ago

😂😂😂what a random yet accurate insult

黄蜂球迷：😂😂😂这侮辱来得突然但又好准确。

[–]B4LLISL1F3 598 points 9 hours ago

And to think they had a baby crawl race for the halftime show…

球迷：想想他们中场休息时还搞了婴儿爬行比赛……

[–]Rocketssuperhappyfuntime13 148 points 8 hours ago

Exactly. Jose Alvarado’s baby girl lost to Mark Williams baby boy. This was generational hate.

火箭球迷：没错。何塞·阿尔瓦拉多的女娃输给了马克·威廉姆斯的男娃。这是世仇啊。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsAltruistic-Twist-379 475 points 10 hours ago

Grab the jersey and right hook combo

勇士球迷：抓住球衣接右勾拳，连招丝滑。

[–]dudeguy182[🍰] 236 points 9 hours ago

Didn’t know Alvarado played hockey growing up

球迷：我还真不知道阿尔瓦拉多是打冰球长大的。

[–]ByeByeDemocracy2024 148 points 9 hours ago

Best punch I’ve ever seen by an nba player.

球迷：这是我见过NBA球员挥出的最漂亮一拳。

[–]Raptorsheat_fan_ 835 points 10 hours ago

A fight where the punch is landed damnn

猛龙球迷：我去，这回拳头是真的抡中了。

[–]Celtics-PasswordisTaco- 181 points 9 hours ago

Is this the first landed punch since Barkley vs Shaq? Not counting the draymond sucker punch (a practice) or the malice at the palace

凯尔特人球迷：这是自巴克利打奥尼尔之后，第一次真正命中要害的拳头吧？（追梦的偷袭拳不算，那是训练场；奥本山宫殿事件也不算。）

[–]76ersNo_Cat_8490 199 points 9 hours ago

Rondo and CP3

76人球迷：隆多和保罗那次呢？

[–]LakersMitchEatsYT 1583 points 10 hours ago

You know what? Hell yeah

湖人球迷：怎么说呢？打得好！爷爱看！

[–]Cal_W0rthington 415 points 9 hours ago

They're already T'd up and fined. Stop holding them back and let them fight.

球迷：反正技犯也吃了，罚款也跑不了。别拦着，让他们打个痛快。

[–]Sunssidepart 159 points 9 hours ago

Hockey rules, I like it 🤣

太阳球迷：按冰球规则来，我喜欢🤣

[–]76ersJay__Riemenschneider 902 points 10 hours ago

Alvarado got that Pomeranian in him.

76人球迷：阿尔瓦拉多骨子里是只博美犬。

[–]NetsTheMoorNextDoor 164 points 10 hours ago

Got that Yorkie in him

篮网球迷：约克夏梗的血统。

[–]unlipaps 76 points 9 hours ago

He's a Chihuahua!

球迷：是吉娃娃！

[–]Pistonsconcretecowboiiiii 507 points 10 hours ago

The fuck is Jose doing

活塞球迷：何塞这是在干嘛？

[–]Lakersbroke_boi1 223 points 9 hours ago

Getting suspended

湖人球迷：准备领禁赛套餐。

[–]SpursAchtCocainAchtBier 297 points 10 hours ago

The coach running after him in the Tunnel is pure slapstick lmao

马刺球迷：教练在通道里追着他跑，纯纯的滑稽戏，笑死。

[–]SunsTimelyReason4628 166 points 10 hours ago

As a Suns fan, love this intensity lol surprised they actually swung at each other but rivalries are good

太阳球迷：作为太阳球迷，我爱这种强度。不过他们真动手我还是有点惊讶，但恩怨局是好事。

[–]Inevitable_Ad7209 195 points 10 hours ago

Do the refs not want you to defend yourself? I dont get why both got in trouble.

球迷：裁判是不让你自卫吗？我不懂为什么两边都惹上麻烦。

[–]xojz 744 points 10 hours ago

These teams are not having a good time against each other

球迷：这两支球队是见面就掐啊。

[–]SunsdizZzy5 1690 points 10 hours ago*

If you had given me like 7 guesses on who would get in a fight on this team, Mark Williams would have been none of them

太阳球迷：就算你给我7次机会，让我猜队里谁会打架，我也猜不到马克·威廉姆斯头上。

[–]Lakerslukewwilson 1467 points 10 hours ago

Mine would be: 1. Dillion Brooks 2. Are you sure it's not Dillion Brooks 3. Are you really sure it's not Dillion Brooks 4. Are you really really sure it's not Dillion Brooks 5. Are you really really really sure it's not Dillion Brooks 6. Are you really really really really sure it's not Dillion Brooks 7. Mark Williams

湖人球迷：我会猜：1. 狄龙·布鲁克斯 2. 你确定不是狄龙·布鲁克斯？ 3. 你真的很确定不是狄龙·布鲁克斯？ 4. 你真的真的很确定不是狄龙·布鲁克斯？ 5. 你真的真的真的很确定不是狄龙·布鲁克斯？ 6. 你真的真的真的真的很确定不是狄龙·布鲁克斯？ 7. 马克·威廉姆斯

[–]Aggrokid 629 points 10 hours ago

I'd probably slot in Grayson Allen somewhere in the middle

球迷：我可能会把格雷森·艾伦插在中间某个位置。

[–]Magiclemonh3 1106 points 10 hours ago

First time I think somebody actually landed a punch wow

球迷：哇哦，这好像是我第一次看到有人真把拳头打实在了。

[–]LakersIMAROCKIT 212 points 10 hours ago

Rondo vs cp3 both connected with a punch

湖人球迷：隆多和保罗那次可是互有命中。

[–]SunsBootycheeksclapin 569 points 10 hours ago

NBA players trying to fight will never not be funny to me