键盘侠|雷迪克在说八村塁还是LBJ？詹姆斯父子合砍-34堪称传奇

[赛后帖]🎄火箭送湖人3连败​ 阿门26+7+5 杜兰特25+9 东契奇25+5+7

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湖人（19-10）：东契奇25分5板7助2帽、詹姆斯18分2板5助2断、里夫斯12分1板1助、范德比尔特11分5板2助、艾顿10分2板、斯玛特6分2板1助、拉拉维亚5分4板1助、布朗尼3分、蒂耶罗2分2板、克莱伯2分1助、克内克特2分、八村塁2板2助

火箭（18-10）：阿门26分7板5助、杜兰特25分4板9助2帽、史密斯16分7板2断、申京14分12板4助、伊森13分3板2助4断2帽、谢泼德13分2板1助、卡佩拉6分3板、亚当斯4分9板2助、泰特2分、格林1板、霍勒迪1助、戴维森1助

雷迪克：已告知球员们接下来的训练与录像分析课会让人不太舒服

[–]peebeesweebees 582 points 3 hours ago

I missed most of the game, who’s he talking about?

球迷：比赛大部分我没看，他在说谁啊？

[–]Rocketsjer113 236 points 2 hours ago

Rui for sure. I’d probably say LeBron, his effort was poor on both ends today. I think he’s coasting this season and not serious about contending.

火箭球迷：肯定是八村。我也得说勒布朗，他今天攻防两端的努力程度都不够。我觉得他这赛季在划水，对争冠并不认真。

[–]MavericksRedditFan3510[S] 526 points 3 hours ago

Ayton possibly Bron

独行侠球迷：可能是艾顿，也可能是勒布朗。

[–]Lakersblatant_shill 484 points 3 hours ago

I don't think it's Ayton. JJ has been speaking highly of him all season and this was probably his first noticeably bad game tonight.

湖人球迷：我觉得不是艾顿。雷迪克整个赛季都在夸他，今晚可能只是他第一次明显打得烂。

[–]Warriorssfcityrocker44 2249 points 3 hours ago

The vibes in that locker room are disastrous

勇士球迷：那更衣室的氛围已经灾难级了。

[–]Celtics8_bw 1082 points 3 hours ago

Idk what else he has left to try at this point. It's a roster loaded with guys who don't want to try on defense or just aren't good enough at max effort. They are going to get sliced by every decent offense. It isn't going to get better. No coach can fix it. The heart of the issue is the personnel

凯尔特人球迷：我不知道他现在还能尝试什么。这支队伍里塞满了不想在防守上努力或者即使尽全力也做不好防守的人。他们会被任何还不错的进攻打爆。这不会好转的。没有教练能解决。问题的核心是人员构成。

[–]Ok_Possible_5702 126 points 3 hours ago

Stay tuned! Saturday you'll be able to hear JJ yelling during practice from anywhere in LA County.

球迷：等着瞧！周六在洛杉矶县任何地方你都能听到雷迪克在训练中咆哮。

[–]LakersWestern-Election-997 798 points 3 hours ago

Maybe stop starting Rui who’s 0-6 with no defense ?

湖人球迷：能不能别让八村首发了？他6中0还没有防守。

[–]KnicksLezbianaGrande 328 points 3 hours ago

Rui is so hot & cold. He has those games where you're reminded he was the number 1 option of his own team before LA, and then he has these other games where you're reminded it was the Wizards.

尼克斯球迷：八村太不稳定了。他有些比赛会让你想起他来洛杉矶前也是一支球队的头号选择，然后另一些比赛又会提醒你那是奇才队。

[–]Wizardstenlittleindians 510 points 3 hours ago

When was he ever the number 1 option on the wiz?

奇才球迷：他什么时候在奇才当过第一选择了？

[–]KnicksObiOneKenobae 251 points 3 hours ago

The way you kids turn on people 😂

尼克斯球迷：你们这些年轻人变脸真快啊😂

[–]Raptorsheat_fan_ 203 points 3 hours ago

Wish he could just say the name

猛龙球迷：真希望他能直接点名。

（图注：圣诞节的湖人来过们）

[–]Pretty_Waltz5965 302 points 3 hours ago

Its Rui Hachimura. The guy Lakers fans think Miami will take in basically a straight swap for Andrew Wiggins.

球迷：是八村垒。就是那个湖人球迷认为热火会直接单换安德鲁·维金斯的家伙。

[–]bjorn_ironside_94 124 points 3 hours ago

You got Luka and AR in the starting lineup getting attacked on defense wcyd

球迷：你的首发里有卢卡和里夫斯在防守端被针对，你能怎么办？

[赛后其他评论]

[–]SpursMatzeeh 647 points 3 hours ago

Ayton having 2 rebounds is unacceptable for a big playing as many minutes as he is. Along with bad defense.

马刺球迷：艾顿作为一个打了那么久的大个子只抢了2个篮板，这是不可接受的。外加糟糕的防守。

[–]SunsabeLJosh 477 points 3 hours ago

Ahhhhh, the Deandre Ayton Experience.

太阳球迷：啊哈，德安德烈·艾顿体验券。

[–]DeterminedTanjiro 168 points 3 hours ago

Took slightly longer than I expected to arrive here. Happens everytime without fail.

球迷：比我预计的来得稍晚了一点。每次都不例外。

[–]SunsabeLJosh 123 points 3 hours ago*

I'll give them credit, the Lakers found a way to prolong the annual "DA remembers he's a former 1st overall pick" once-a-year run: just have him play against bad teams and his former teams multiple times in one long stretch. I would say small teams as well, but how do you let Reed Sheppard outrebound you, man?

太阳球迷：我得表扬他们，湖人找到了延长每年一次“DA想起自己是状元”高光期的办法：就让他在一段长赛程里多次对阵弱队和他的前东家。我本想也提一提小个子球队，但你怎么能让里德·谢泼德在篮板上赢你呢，伙计？

[–]LakersLow_Beyond8134 428 points 3 hours ago

25 rebounds in an NBA game lmaoooo

湖人球迷：一场NBA比赛全队25个篮板，哈哈哈。

[–]Supersonicstinybathroomfaucet 239 points 3 hours ago

Luka leads the team with 5 whole rebounds

超音速球迷：卢卡以5个篮板领跑全队。

[–]Spursx_TDeck_x 73 points 3 hours ago

Okay thats a bad stat lol

马刺球迷：好吧，这数据真烂，哈哈。

[–]Goodisworthfighting4 85 points 3 hours ago

Somebody tell JJ Reddit he should spend less time shitting on Bob Cousy and more time coaching defense.

球迷：谁去告诉JJ·雷迪克，他应该少花点时间黑鲍勃·库西，多花点时间调教防守。

[–]Washington Bulletskingfosa13 191 points 3 hours ago

why can’t the lakers lose games regularly they always get blown out

华盛顿子弹球迷：为什么湖人不能正常地输球，他们总是被暴打。

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceWalrusInMySheets 100 points 3 hours ago

Was watching this Wizards fan on TikTok who is running a lap for every point the Wizards lose by. Thought it might be fun to do for the Lakers. It’s no longer fun

湖人球迷：之前在TikTok上看一个奇才球迷，奇才输多少分他就跑多少圈。我想着对湖人用这招可能也挺有趣。现在再也不有趣了。

[–]KingsWyattwat 432 points 3 hours ago

Beats up on the Nuggets and Lakers. Loses to the Pelicans, Kings and Clippers. Refuses to elaborate

国王球迷：暴打掘金和湖人。输给鹈鹕、国王和快船。不予置评。

[–]RocketsThorlolita 138 points 3 hours ago

Can’t let the Hawks and Thunders get a good lotto pick

火箭球迷：可不能便宜了老鹰和雷霆，让他们拿到好签。

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 343 points 3 hours ago*

Lakers are 19-10 but have a negative point differential. They are -15 points on the season.

圣迭戈快船球迷：湖人19胜10负，但净胜分是负的。他们赛季总得分是-15。

[–]LakersHHHogana 146 points 3 hours ago

When the best defender is either super old LeBron or semi-washed Smart, this happened.

湖人球迷：当你队里最好的防守者是超级老的勒布朗或是半废的斯马特时，这种情况就会发生。

[–]Timberwolvesguidethyhandd 99 points 3 hours ago

Ok the Lakers seriously have to have the worst defense in the league right?

森林狼球迷：好吧，湖人现在绝对是联盟最烂的防守球队，对吗？

[–]simon2105 237 points 4 hours ago

First father-son duo to play in a Christmas day game and be blown out. LeGenerational

球迷：史上首对在圣诞大战中同场竞技并被暴打的父子，传奇父子。

[–][CHI] Michael Jordanaxecalibur 60 points 3 hours ago

-34 combined

公牛球迷：父子合计-34。

[–]TimberwolvesDragoniteGang 46 points 3 hours ago

Bronny backpacking Lebron

森林狼球迷：布朗尼拖着勒布朗负重前行。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantJayDee62 66 points 4 hours ago

GG, Rockets. Hello, negative Lakers Net Rating.

湖人球迷：恭喜火箭。你好啊，净效率为负的湖人。

[–]Rocketsfrankievejle 64 points 4 hours ago

Felt like a practice game for us. Zero effort from the Lakers.

火箭球迷：对我们来说感觉像一场训练赛。湖人毫无努力可言。

[–]abboud97 65 points 4 hours ago

Boy I've missed you Tari

球迷：好家伙，塔里，我想死你了。

[–]onsite84 18 points 3 hours ago

Tari was everywhere. He’s a joy to watch

球迷：塔里无处不在。看他打球是种享受。

[–]Rocketsbigtice 157 points 4 hours ago

Apparently the Lakers didn't find a defense amongst all the gifts they opened today.

火箭球迷：很明显，湖人在今天拆的所有礼物里都没找到防守。

[–]Rocketsbeary_neutral[S] 83 points 3 hours ago

What if they traded for Anthony Davis

火箭球迷：如果他们交易来安东尼·戴维斯会怎样？

[–]abboud97 55 points 3 hours ago

Luka for AD and a pick? Who says no

球迷：卢卡换AD加一个选秀权？谁会拒绝？

[–]MagicInfinite303 17 points 3 hours ago

Nico Harrison

魔术球迷：尼克·哈里森（独行侠前总经理）会拒绝。

[–]Lakersheshouldgo 107 points 4 hours ago

Honeymoon phase is now officially over, time to get worried

湖人球迷：蜜月期现在正式结束，是时候闹心了。

[–]Raptorsshangalang69 343 points 4 hours ago

OKC and Lakers lose? Merry Christmas indeed

猛龙球迷：雷霆和湖人都输了？真是圣诞快乐。

[–]RocketsBigfootEatsBabys 21 points 4 hours ago

They were close in TOs, but i felt like the lakers committed 30 TOs this game. Theyve got no defense and their offense is lackluster

火箭球迷：他们失误数接近，但我感觉湖人这场有30个失误。他们没防守，进攻也乏善可陈。

[–]TimberwolvesKaizerx20 72 points 4 hours ago

Hatewatching the Lakers is elite, they're always ass but they play in such an irritating way that you never feel bad for them

森林狼球迷：带着恨意看湖人比赛是最爽的，他们总是很烂，但他们的比赛方式如此恶心，你永远也不会为他们感到难过。

[–]Raptorsshangalang69 64 points 4 hours ago

Luka + AR + LBJ is never winning shit lol be fr

猛龙球迷：卢卡+里夫斯+勒布朗永远赢不了什么玩意儿，说真的，哈哈。

[–]Raptorsheat_fan_ 49 points 4 hours ago

Lakers defense is garbage. Rockets just cooked them from the first quarter (Thompson and Durant esp)

猛龙球迷：湖人的防守是垃圾。火箭从第一节开始就暴打他们（尤其是汤普森和杜兰特）。

来源：Reddit

编译：Aaron